My Website

This is my website (my last name means Stonecutter), I don’t know what it will be, but

Here’s a joke or five:

1. Two cannibals are eating a clown,

One looks at the other, and says “Does this taste funny?”

2. Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

3. How do you know the earth is flat?

Because it’s 71% water and non-carbonated!

4.How bout a “Knock-Knock” joke?

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Cowsgo!

Cowsgo who?

No silly, Cows go moo!

5.What do an Electrician and a Mortician have in common?

They’re both shocked when they touch a live one!

Did You Know?

Most babies are born in August, giving new meaning to Thanks giving!

My Book

A Hero’s Tale